A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-06-04 03:11:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*GAG* Lol I bet the peanuts had a hint of another flavor around them though....lol.
2007-06-04 05:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by Lexy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-06-04 10:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL That sucks for the bus driver
I present you a star!
2007-06-04 11:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! Ewwww! 10!
2007-06-04 11:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! They should've just bought the plain M&Ms!
2007-06-04 11:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by Babycakes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I am Never going to eat peanuts at my Auntie's house...........LOL.
2007-06-04 17:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
makes me a little sick
2007-06-04 10:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by sugar_lumpkin84 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you would have said poop i would have luaghed...
good day.
2007-06-04 13:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
EWWW! My god that's gross! Lol though!
2007-06-04 10:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Ask-a-lot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwww... LOL!! thats was cute.
2007-06-04 10:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by ♫♪♥Beautiful♥♫♪ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋