Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"
The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!"
Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
2007-06-04 03:22:14 · 13 answers · asked by chinkyidevilishgrin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-04 04:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by ~Ramd 5wa99Arific~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there a father interior the homestead? if so get him off his butt and have him toss around the pigskin a splash. If no longer locate some male exposure for him. maximum boys who play in elementary terms with ladies and girly issues are in simple terms going with what they ought to artwork with. If he's in simple terms surrounded by woman family, buddies, and products then what do you assume? I definitely have one female and 3 boys... my daughter loves soccer, action figures, and wrestlin around together with her brothers. She remains very girly, as a results of fact any activity she shows in female issues, she gets. She has a princess mattress set, each and all of the Bratz crap you could think of of, a splash hair and makeup set. So i assume what i'm asserting is do no longer yank away the barbie, in simple terms tell him its alright to hike up her skirt each and every each and every now and then... with a view to talk
2016-12-12 11:05:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, But why did it have to be little boys and girls?
2007-06-04 04:37:44 · answer #3 · answered by ••••Unknown••• 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Very funny.
2007-06-04 03:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Bad, but True! Naughty, naughty! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-04 10:16:52 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 04:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny loved it
2007-06-04 03:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real good: was wondering where it was going.
2007-06-04 03:37:56 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Sick but hilarious
2007-06-04 04:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. that was funny
2007-06-04 03:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by anniemogolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute
2007-06-04 03:28:48 · answer #11 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋