Sam Rottenegger got some free tickets to go and see his least favorite band. Sam, feeling a little unruly, stopped at the corner store so he could bring a 1/2 dozen eggs with him to the concert. The concert was packed and the tunes were so loud that Sam could hardly stand it. He started making his way through the crowd when one of the eggs broke in his pocket and ran down the inside of his shirt. Sam squirmed with disgust but thought how great it would be to see that yellow ooze on the band members. It took him 60 grueling minutes to make his way close enough to launch his attack. Sam chucked one right at the bass player but it just bounced off him without breaking. "Odd," Sam thought, but every one of the 4 eggs he threw just landed unbroken. He never got to throw the 5th as security removed Sam promptly. Sam, now half deaf, bruised, battered, and confused looked closely at the egg and noticed it wasn't exactly raw anymore.
What happened to the eggs? They were raw when he took them in
2007-06-04 03:09:32 · 14 answers · asked by ~just~me~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The heat from his hot, sweaty body, coupled with the high frequency sound waves denatured the egg white
Not "boiled it".
2007-06-04 03:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did they cook in the heat of the moment?
It's funny you have written this about a person who loves to see broken egg on people as idiots do that where I live..... they throw raw eggs at people in the street, normally when driving by in a car! Are you one of them?
2007-06-12 09:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by caro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The high vibrations from the music caused the eggs to become boiled eggs?
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2007-06-04 10:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were grueling for 60 minutes
2007-06-11 19:04:38 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the heat from sam's sweaty body along with everyone else made the liquid in the egg solidfy
2007-06-04 11:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by Oliver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They "cooked" in his pocket... He did take 60 minutes to get close enough.
2007-06-11 22:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by iluvturtles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They Boiled
2007-06-04 10:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was boiled at the consert & so were the eggs too
2007-06-11 06:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as sam stood in the crowdy place it broke out. yes iam sure they are raw.
2007-06-04 10:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I tell You will You npromise never to post this joke ever again?
2007-06-12 10:03:03 · answer #10 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋