Entertainment & Music - 4 June 2007

2007-06-04 22:16:26 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I need a back massage!

2007-06-04 22:14:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sleeping pills?

2007-06-04 22:14:03 · 21 answers · asked by rhonda3826 5 in Polls & Surveys

>THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
>
>
>I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
>reasons:
> >
> >1-------- I do physical labor.
> >
> >2.------- I work at great depths.
> >
> >3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
> >
> >4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> >
> >5.--------I work in a damp environment.
> >
> >6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
> >
> >7.------- I work in high temperatures.
> >
> >8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.
> >
> >Reply:
> >
> >Dear Penis,
> >
> >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> >raised,
> >the management denies your request for the following reasons:
> >
> >1. ------You do not work 8 hours straight.
> >
> >2. ------You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
>
> >period.
> >
> >3. ------You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> >
> >4. ------You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen
> >visiting other locations.
> >
> >5. ------You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and
> >stimulated in order to start working.
> >
> >6. ------You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> >
> >7. ------You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
>
> >wearing the correct protective clothing.
> >
> >8. ------You will retire LONG before you are 65.
> >
> >9. ------You are unable to work double shifts.
> >
> >10. ------You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
>
> >completed the assigned task.
> >
> >11. ------And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen
> >entering
> >and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
> >
> >Sincerely, The Management
> >
> >
> >Five reasons not to be a penis:
> >
> >1. ------You're bald your whole life.
> >2. ------You have a hole in your head.
> >3. ------Your neighbors are nuts.
> >4. ------The guy behind you is an asshole and...
> >5. ------Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

2007-06-04 22:13:41 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How does TV influence YOUR decisions, opinions or thoughts on life. Everybody is influenced by TV but how are YOU influenced? For example, skinny models influencing anorexia etc. What influences you? Or if you're not influenced, how do you think children are influenced by TV? (you can include ads, world news and reality tv shows) ..Please explain..Thanks for your views!

2007-06-04 22:12:07 · 23 answers · asked by Melanie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 22:12:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 22:11:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 22:09:02 · 10 answers · asked by I V X 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 22:08:56 · 17 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 22:06:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

P.S. hE WAS SAD WITH HIMSELF

2007-06-04 22:05:22 · 8 answers · asked by ♣♠_Ms Imperfect_07_♥♦ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, so maybe I am just bored but please answer anyway! It would be interesting to know your opinion! You can only choose one or the other...

2007-06-04 22:05:13 · 21 answers · asked by Wisdom on a platter 3 in Polls & Surveys

cause i'm about to do it again ..????

2007-06-04 22:05:02 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 22:04:54 · 23 answers · asked by Pavic 5 in Polls & Surveys

♥
mwah homies

{my avatars totally sleeping at ur avatars Raevan!} {wait wait! lemme guess ur name, is it eva? ♥}

2007-06-04 22:03:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a friend who insists that only fools and horses is the best comedy ( British or otherwise) ever, and that most people would agree with him. I argued that Fawlty Towers is the best. I would like to know what others think so that I can prove to him one way or the other. In my opinion Only fools was good for a few seasons , but became boring in the longer episodes later. Fawlty Towers was consistently hilarious. Other shorter series' that were also better than only fools in my opinion are Alan Partridge and The Office

2007-06-04 22:02:57 · 24 answers · asked by duck surprise 2 in Comedy

Your doing so well with sexy...

2007-06-04 22:00:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:58:56 · 8 answers · asked by Pavic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:58:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:57:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Such questions often makes me puzzle. Therefore, I sincerly waiting to get answers.

2007-06-04 21:57:12 · 9 answers · asked by global 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-04 21:57:03 · 18 answers · asked by Emily & the BlackCat named PinKy 2 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always leaves early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's all go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss. She quietly sneaks out of the house without saying a word.
In the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

2007-06-04 21:56:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-04 21:56:35 · 12 answers · asked by Pavic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:55:58 · 5 answers · asked by Samantha A 1 in Celebrities

2007-06-04 21:55:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:54:16 · 20 answers · asked by Pavic 5 in Polls & Surveys

completely lied to your face???

2007-06-04 21:52:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:52:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"


a star if funny

2007-06-04 21:51:38 · 11 answers · asked by vanessa 3 in Jokes & Riddles