Entertainment & Music - 4 June 2007

Chav......your not allowed to answer cos you know....!

2007-06-04 21:50:39 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

2007-06-04 21:50:32 · 11 answers · asked by vanessa 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-04 21:47:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:47:02 · 45 answers · asked by Emily & the BlackCat named PinKy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:45:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

2007-06-04 21:44:40 · 10 answers · asked by vanessa 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."

2007-06-04 21:42:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-04 21:41:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please tell me, is he a good-looking actor?
Some of my friends say he's hot, but some of them did not!
Please I wanna show them what the world think about him! Alright?

2007-06-04 21:41:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-06-04 21:40:11 · 21 answers · asked by maconsolviaa 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:39:48 · 12 answers · asked by Toni:):):) 3 in Polls & Surveys

Pinky only eat Friskies *rolls eyes*

2007-06-04 21:39:41 · 11 answers · asked by Emily & the BlackCat named PinKy 2 in Polls & Surveys

if I go to a payphone at the mall and call 911, and make some ambulance come, and then walk away. they cant trace it to me cuz I use payphone..

or maybe I could order 20 pizzas to an address across the street, using another payphone

like.. how would these people deal with it? they certainly could not find out where I live or anything..

2007-06-04 21:38:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

2007-06-04 21:37:40 · 14 answers · asked by vanessa 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

2007-06-04 21:36:34 · 10 answers · asked by vanessa 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-04 21:35:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and your life?

2007-06-04 21:35:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:35:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:34:30 · 17 answers · asked by killer bee 3 in Polls & Surveys

Poor thing is skin & bones.

2007-06-04 21:32:34 · 4 answers · asked by Bluelady... 7 in Polls & Surveys

i got here today and i have this orange thing now!! *look shocked* how did this happen??

2007-06-04 21:31:19 · 13 answers · asked by Emily & the BlackCat named PinKy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:28:33 · 24 answers · asked by killer bee 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:28:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

or is life having a time with you

2007-06-04 21:27:20 · 3 answers · asked by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 in Polls & Surveys

go to bed?? I think I should go to sleep but I had such a great day here and I don't wanna see it end!!!! What do you think I should do?? : )

2007-06-04 21:27:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

question this morning...

should i stay or should i go now......

2007-06-04 21:25:21 · 27 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:25:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-04 21:24:42 · 27 answers · asked by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine are
My Chemical Romance, The Used, Linkin Park, Panic! At the Disco, and Tenacious D

2007-06-04 21:23:20 · 40 answers · asked by iisjimmy 1 in Rock and Pop

What was it?

2007-06-04 21:23:11 · 11 answers · asked by Lexy 6 in Polls & Surveys