A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."
2007-06-04 21:42:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thats funny!! hehe
you get a star! xx
2007-06-04 22:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-06-05 04:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before - one of the best jokes I have heard in a long time, though.
2016-05-17 06:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 22:38:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my fuckin' head off is I have heard it before! Have a great life!!!
2007-06-04 22:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah nice one then
2007-06-04 21:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, the subtlties of communication...!
:-)
(I teach English so....thingls like this do happen!)
2007-06-04 21:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha that's very funny...
2007-06-06 02:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha has , thats funni
i had to read it twice
2007-06-04 21:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that i like ha ha ha
2007-06-04 23:44:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋