Entertainment & Music - 4 June 2007

To whom it may concern:

Just keeping you posted so you will not embarrass yourself.

Due to the climate of political correctness now "pervading" America, those of us in Northern Alabama, North Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, Western South Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, and Kentucky will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to us as: "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS".

Thank you!

Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry.

2007-06-04 20:44:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what movie would you consider to be the best since 2000?

2007-06-04 20:43:23 · 9 answers · asked by BUSHIDO 7 in Polls & Surveys

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in your opinion what is the best movie made in the 70'S?

2007-06-04 20:42:00 · 9 answers · asked by BUSHIDO 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is your best advocate?

2007-06-04 20:36:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you out of your mind or ....?

are you out of your mind lol

2007-06-04 20:34:47 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is the oft repeated sentence in your prayer?

2007-06-04 20:27:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you party like a Rock Star ?

what is your definition of a 'party'?

2007-06-04 20:27:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if i ask questions about explosives, assassinations, and al qaida?

will i wind up on an fbi watch list

2007-06-04 20:25:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ANDY WARHOL... how did he create his portrait of Marilyn Monroe???

2007-06-04 20:24:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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What was the happiest day of your life?

I think everyday is happy coz everyday is a new day! Yay! Smiles!

2007-06-04 20:17:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's this song? I have been trying to find out! Its just so beautiful!?

It goes on somewhat like this :
Birds, high up the meadow,
serenade the flowers, make this day come true...

2007-06-04 20:15:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

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and finally......?

A Birmingham man left the cold streets of ‘Brum for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly vicar's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

2007-06-04 20:10:50 · 8 answers · asked by billtheangler 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What's the BEST movie(s) so far you've seen recently out on vid?

Did you see "Blood diamonds"?
IT's a super great movie but SAD!!!!!!
yuk,some parts couldn't even stand to watch but great acting/story

2007-06-04 20:10:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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A joke to start the day?

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, have retired to Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

2007-06-04 20:09:30 · 26 answers · asked by ry_in_dubai 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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