An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, have retired to Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
2007-06-04 20:09:30 · 26 answers · asked by ry_in_dubai 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
quite funny
2007-06-04 20:15:50 · answer #1 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town
2016-05-17 05:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! this will go down well at our country and western club, they are always comparing whose new hat or boots were the best buy! I shall be able to tell all of them it's the hat that's more important now LOL x
2007-06-08 13:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a smile on my face, and yeah, he shoulda leave the hat on when he buys one.
2007-06-08 06:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by Prudie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-06-04 20:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that's a pretty old joke, but still very amusing. Since I can't give you a thumbs up, I'll give you a star instead.
2007-06-04 20:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♪BandMom♪♪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's the best joke I've heard in a long time. lol
A star well deserved.
2007-06-06 06:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha. Good one.
2007-06-08 00:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
2007-06-04 21:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by vanessa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!!!
That's a good 'un!!!
I feel sorry for Jennifer and Lala !!
Keep 'em coming, you're on a roll!
2007-06-04 20:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋