Entertainment & Music - 21 May 2007

I will seek and find you
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when
I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
(signed) The Flu

2007-05-21 09:17:11 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What did the turkey do?

A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.

Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question ... What did the turkey do?????"

2007-05-21 09:16:45 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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what soap do you like better?

Days of our lives or Passions

2007-05-21 09:15:54 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

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I'm Asian and I'm lactose TOLERANT. Isn't that rare?

I read between 95%~99% of Asian Americans are lactose intolerant.

2007-05-21 09:15:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the most horrible sound you have heard?

I hate the sounds of flies or bees buzzing in my ears it is the most irritating noise!

2007-05-21 09:15:42 · 39 answers · asked by Still Standing 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Which is the most rare horoscope?(the one that less people have it)?

2007-05-21 09:15:42 · 8 answers · asked by girl24gr 3 in Horoscopes

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What are the things that can potientially go wrong if you remain friends with your ex? please post?

please post

2007-05-21 09:15:03 · 11 answers · asked by Franky 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite tv theme song?

2007-05-21 09:14:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Well if you fried chicken haters have such a problem because its bad for you what about fried fruit?

2007-05-21 09:14:02 · 11 answers · asked by koala punch2 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If we didnt need sleep,what would you do with the time?

2007-05-21 09:13:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Name 3 items you own that you would be glad to get rid off?

2007-05-21 09:13:02 · 45 answers · asked by threadsdistance 3 in Polls & Surveys

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have you ever been sooo thirsty, and when you finally got that drink of ice cold water?

you had a mini-orgasm

ahhhhhh

2007-05-21 09:12:13 · 9 answers · asked by Haha 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Champagne and strawberries or strawberries and cream?

2007-05-21 09:12:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What can I do for you today ?

And what will you do for me in return ??

;-)

2007-05-21 09:11:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Stick shift or automatic transmission?

2007-05-21 09:10:57 · 39 answers · asked by Chase 4 in Polls & Surveys

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can we relax?

Let's not get too serious today guys, please.

Say something silly.

2007-05-21 09:10:50 · 3 answers · asked by Dr. Worm is back 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever pushed someone past their limits??

How did it end??

2007-05-21 09:10:48 · 19 answers · asked by Ramirez 2 in Polls & Surveys

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A Lawyer's translation of the phrase "I give you an orange"?

Know all men by these presents that I hereby give, grant, bargain, sell, release, convey, transfer amd quitclaim all my right, title, interest, benefit and use whatever in, of, and concerning this chattel, otherwise known as an orange, or citrus orantium, together will all the appurtenances thereto of skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds and juice, to have and to hold the said orange together with its skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds and juice for his own use and behoof, to himself and his heirs in fee simple, forever, free from all liens, encumbrances, easements, limitations, restraints or conditions whatsoever, and all prior deeds, transfers or other documents whatsoever, now or anywhere made to the contrary nothwithstanding, with full power to bite, cut, suck or otherwise eat the said orange or to give away the same, with or without skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds or juice.

2007-05-21 09:10:25 · 6 answers · asked by triptipper 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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All joking aside, I finally have a serious Q......have you ever been to a dog racetrack? Was it any fun?

We're going to the coast this weekend, and my boyfriend wants to go to the racetrack and watch the greyhounds race. Neither of us have ever been before, so we don't know what to expect......

2007-05-21 09:10:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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did you remember to put on clean underwear this morning?

2007-05-21 09:10:03 · 18 answers · asked by Rich C 3 in Polls & Surveys

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is this true?!?

that belly dancing gives u a flat sexy tummy? if so what specific moves should i do?

2007-05-21 09:09:26 · 20 answers · asked by **Angel_Eyes** 2 in Polls & Surveys