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I will seek and find you
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when
I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
(signed) The Flu

2007-05-21 09:17:11 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

36 answers

Ouch! lol! Funny! Good poem! 10!

2007-05-21 09:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

haha. Very Funny.
I sent my husband a similar text yesterday -
"Oh baby, feeling really dirty at the moment. Missed you last night. Cant wait for you to come home so i can feel your hands all over me - maybe we can get a bit of hot bubble action happening??? See you soon!!

Love from the dishes.

2007-05-28 12:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Good poem 8/10

2007-05-21 09:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 1 1

Thats a good one 10/10 and a star.

2007-05-26 07:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0 1

lol 9 and a half out of 10

2007-05-21 09:24:08 · answer #5 · answered by :)☮♥ 3 · 1 1

Hmmmm, let me see, the category is jokes and riddles not poetry. I do not see this as a joke or a riddle; although this poem almost qualifies as a joke. No star. Try it on poems.

2007-05-28 12:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 0 1

well you had me going,,got me laughing since i have the flu,thats not easy to do so i give you a star and a big thank you

2007-05-28 19:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by jo 5 · 0 0

Very Good

2007-05-26 02:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0 1

id take it to bed if it weren't such an awful thing lol but 10/10 for poem and weren't married lol

2007-05-27 01:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by biker1971 2 · 0 1

always liked that 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2007-05-21 09:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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