Entertainment & Music - 21 May 2007

One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned how you get a baby. The mother was amused and said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl then explained, "Well, the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's wiener stands way up high, and the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's how you get a baby."

The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get a baby. That's how you get jewellery."

2007-05-21 08:38:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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anyone know good vampire movies?

i have an obsession with vampire movies. my favorites ones are queeen of the damned(fav movie) the lost boys the little vampire and out for blood. anyone know other good ones? if you list some plz include which one is your favorite out of the list. i will take your word and watch that one first

2007-05-21 08:38:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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What's your favorite Godzilla movie and why?

Mine is Godzilla 2000 because of all the well done and styalized building destruction as well as the fact that it wasn;t trying to serious like the later stuff.

2007-05-21 08:38:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Who are the 5 most important people in your life?

Rank them in descending order.

If you have less than 5, that's okay.

2007-05-21 08:38:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How often do you give to charity?

2007-05-21 08:37:34 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ever met a bar fly??

I had to pull out the fly swatter to keep her away! lmao

2007-05-21 08:36:51 · 7 answers · asked by FatBoy!! 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Country song?

I heard a new country song on the radio this afternoon.. and some of the lyrics that I can remember are "I quit my job at the factory" or something like that... my friend thought it was Jason Aldean but... I couldn't find the lyrics but anyways its a guy singing about how he quit his job.

2007-05-21 08:36:14 · 8 answers · asked by toughuntingchick22190 2 in Country

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what is everyone's favorite store???

any store

2007-05-21 08:36:14 · 14 answers · asked by 2good4u 2 in Polls & Surveys

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what do you do when your Bored?

2007-05-21 08:36:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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yeeeehah........ive got loads?

of violations! again...... do i get anything for having lots and lots every day? shredder/distress.....mmmmm...seems todays bunch came from your qs!.......

2007-05-21 08:35:10 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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May I be the judge of JUST how well your Milkshake all brings the boys to the yard?

2007-05-21 08:34:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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3 funny jokes?

I tried exercise as a means of burning fat, but it didn't work for me. When the fat started burning, it smelled like bacon and that made me hungry!

You walk by a nerd and you see him putting ice cubes up his nose,... so you ask why he's doing that.

He answers,"I'm keeping my lunch cold."

An elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.

The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, “Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased.”

To which the elderly man said, “Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!”

2007-05-21 08:33:45 · 8 answers · asked by Hannah C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Does it seem too hard to answer quetions in accordance with the community guidelines?

I always wonder if the next answer is going to get me violated.

2007-05-21 08:33:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are there any song you always find yourself thinking of when your trying to get a song out your head?

There are a few songs that are permanently stuck in my head it seems, I always think of them when a song isn't stuck in my head or if I'm trying to get a song out of my head.

2007-05-21 08:33:31 · 13 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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When do you give up?

2007-05-21 08:31:57 · 25 answers · asked by xx 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Guitar technique?

I've been playing acoustic since I was 8 years old. In the past three years, I've been really into electric. I play in a band, I am really into slow dark blues metal, like a mix between Sabbath and Cream. I am great at coming up with riffs, but I suck at writing material. Anyone wanna write me some good lyrics?

2007-05-21 08:31:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Blues

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What should I take to bed with me ?

My husband is away on business, when I go to bed should I take a hot water bottle or should I make one of the kids sleep in with me ?

I need something to keep my feet warm!

2007-05-21 08:31:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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George W. Bush just had an IQ test, and you know what?

he scored a negative eight. they gave the same test to a shovel... it scored a positive seven. in addition, the IQ place has put him in charge. that explains why they're now four trillion dollars in debt.

2007-05-21 08:29:46 · 18 answers · asked by Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez 7 in Polls & Surveys

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funny or not?

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I
want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing
beside her.

"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

2007-05-21 08:29:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How DO YOU make CHOCOLATE MILK?!??!?

2007-05-21 08:28:53 · 22 answers · asked by Darth Freakin Vader 1 in Polls & Surveys