One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned how you get a baby. The mother was amused and said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl then explained, "Well, the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's wiener stands way up high, and the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's how you get a baby."
The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get a baby. That's how you get jewellery."
2007-05-21 08:38:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny!
The little girl will go far learning her mom's ways of life.
2007-05-21 08:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Irish girl where have you been? I don't know Honey! As usual I love your jokes, however, a five year old in it kinda turns me off! I'll give you a Welcome back star!
2007-05-21 09:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
got a lot of jewellery have you pmsl 10/10
2007-05-22 02:47:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one 7/10 tonight
2007-05-21 08:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...sorda.
2007-05-21 08:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by mej. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-05-21 09:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa... Call in the FBIs to check that lil girl's computer...
2007-05-21 08:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i like it thats funny.
2007-05-21 09:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by dave n kez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one..lol..x
2007-05-21 08:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile =]
2007-05-21 08:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by g03ff2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋