Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I
want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing
beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
2007-05-21 08:29:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought is was ok! lol x
2007-05-21 08:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Gail 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a 9/10.
2007-05-23 12:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Irish Girl, I like it.
I'm sending you one in return -
A man walks into a bar and orders ten vodkas in a pint glass. When the barman gives him the glass, the man downs the contents in one go.
"Gosh", said the barman, "I've never seen anybody drink so fast".
"You'd be drinking quickly too" said the man "if you had what I have".
"What have you got?" asked the barman.
"20p" the man replied.
2007-05-21 15:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by Dream On 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol 9/10
2007-05-22 09:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-21 16:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL , thats funny
2007-05-21 15:35:02 · answer #6 · answered by Bri-anna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny! good one
2007-05-21 18:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥~ :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever Girl........
2007-05-24 12:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. Good.
2007-05-21 16:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jerry F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i like that.
2007-05-21 16:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by M4rky d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋