Entertainment & Music - 21 May 2007

2007-05-21 09:08:41 · 2 answers · asked by Whiplashsmile 1 in Celebrities

A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.

"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"

The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"

"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."

Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.

"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.

"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!

2007-05-21 09:08:40 · 3 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Jokes & Riddles

If I find some stairs will you help me push a lazy person at my work down them?

2007-05-21 09:08:21 · 26 answers · asked by ktychaos13 4 in Polls & Surveys

Check your bank account and say "how did I spend all that money?" - or do you always keep track of your debits?

When I checked mine today I was shocked to see how much money I spent last weekend!

2007-05-21 09:08:05 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 09:07:50 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 09:07:43 · 10 answers · asked by xx 3 in Polls & Surveys

-If you don't go to sleep, santa won't drop by this year!

-If you don't stop making that face it's going to freeze like that!

-Eat your food. There are starving kids in africa that would kill for this meal!

-If everyone jumpped of a bridge, would you do it too?

(Feel free to add a few of your own!)

2007-05-21 09:07:12 · 62 answers · asked by Jason The Great 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 09:06:09 · 31 answers · asked by meltie6 2 in Polls & Surveys

1.Having a dream you are eating chocolate ice cream in the nude?
OR
2.Waking up from the dream with a spoon in your butt?

2007-05-21 09:05:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you wish it would go back to where it was up to the person 16 or older if they wanted to wear a seatbelt?

2007-05-21 09:05:41 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ ltlsunny ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 09:05:19 · 10 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

For me:

Hindi - Asha Bhosle
Western - Whitney Houston

2007-05-21 09:05:17 · 12 answers · asked by a1000_desert_roses_bloom 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 09:05:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Talk Shows

in los angeles

2007-05-21 09:04:41 · 1 answers · asked by BOB 6 in Movies

im going to see him june 29th! and im super excited. just wondering what other people think of him.

2007-05-21 09:03:23 · 13 answers · asked by BeAuTiFuL 6 in Polls & Surveys

Your imagination?

For me wild.

And you?

2007-05-21 09:03:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My Venus Fly trap heard what Lou Lou was going to do to it and it started foaming at the trap! What should I do?

2007-05-21 09:02:48 · 8 answers · asked by truckgirlnr 5 in Polls & Surveys

Err... with a regular dot?
I don't dot them.
After completing the word that contains the letter.
or Other

2007-05-21 09:01:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine would have to be Sexy Sadie,or I am The Walrus

2007-05-21 09:01:09 · 44 answers · asked by Beatlemaniac 4 in Country

colors you can think of?

2007-05-21 09:01:08 · 37 answers · asked by Wendy B 5 in Polls & Surveys

What's your side order?

2007-05-21 09:00:43 · 24 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 08:59:40 · 35 answers · asked by Lonely Bàstard 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 08:59:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hilary Duff or Lindsay Lohan

2007-05-21 08:58:44 · 24 answers · asked by glossyprincess334 2 in Celebrities

are you hurting from at the momment?

2007-05-21 08:58:14 · 10 answers · asked by D'oh! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 08:58:13 · 30 answers · asked by a1000_desert_roses_bloom 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 08:58:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Hilary Duff
All-American Rejects
Fall out boy
Kelly Clarkson
Green
Insane Clown Posse

2007-05-21 08:57:11 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 08:57:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Someone who was on your mind like ALL the time just fades from your memory and then you're sitting there and all of a sudden you realize you haven't thought of them in days, weeks, months and when you do you just shrug it off because they are truly of no consequence in your world but it's weird because they once had you captivated but then you look at them and you're wondering just what in the hell you were thinking? lol what a time.

2007-05-21 08:57:04 · 22 answers · asked by Volpe Della Regina Di Dramma 2 in Polls & Surveys