I tried exercise as a means of burning fat, but it didn't work for me. When the fat started burning, it smelled like bacon and that made me hungry!
You walk by a nerd and you see him putting ice cubes up his nose,... so you ask why he's doing that.
He answers,"I'm keeping my lunch cold."
An elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, “Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased.”
To which the elderly man said, “Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!”
2007-05-21 08:33:45 · 8 answers · asked by Hannah C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like #3!
2007-05-21 08:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one... thats hilarious
2007-05-21 15:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by nothing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-21 16:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#3 is de funniest
2007-05-21 16:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one is cute,
2nd one is dumb & disgusting...
3rd one is hilarious!!
2007-05-21 15:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by jamie c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it made me giggle. lol
2007-05-21 15:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by fashiongirlcute 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are cute
2007-05-21 15:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by cwilsonhappylife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, no, and no
2007-05-21 15:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋