Entertainment & Music - 19 May 2007

1. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

2. Say "no" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

3. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

4. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog has the gout..."

2007-05-19 00:30:27 · 19 answers · asked by :)☮♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who loves Supernatural? (~^o^~)?

Dean (Jensen Ackles) or Sam (Jared Padalecki)?
I Loovee Dean!

2007-05-19 00:28:33 · 4 answers · asked by M@rlene 1 in Celebrities

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whats the last thing u said to ur mom?

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um, "i dunt liek tomatoie things" lol

2007-05-19 00:28:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Future Reading?

Please provide me with my future reading through astrology. my name is vishwa nath, born on 15th feb. 1960 at 12.35 pm(noon) at Jullundur (Jalandar) Punjab, India. born on monday, taurus rising (lagna )

2007-05-19 00:27:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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have u ever lain on the carpet and day dreamed while watching dust fall slowly in the shafts of light?

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2007-05-19 00:27:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When you brush your teeth do you?

brush your tongue too? Do you also use mouth wash?

2007-05-19 00:26:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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A dilemma---isn't life tough.What do you do?

F A cup final on the telly on B B C 1.Test match on sky sports 2 and the wife wants to go shopping.Well one of them is a non starter

2007-05-19 00:24:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who was your favourite character from Red Dwarf?

2007-05-19 00:24:14 · 25 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Comedy

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what does it mean when a girl gives a suggestive answer to ur question, and deletes it later?

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what what *confussed* eh heh i dunt get it

2007-05-19 00:23:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite ever desert?

2007-05-19 00:23:53 · 49 answers · asked by lanithka 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Why IS It, That When....?

..You're *trying* to be quiet, like early in the morning or late at night, you sneeze?? You kinda slow/quiet your breathing, move more slowly etc & then AaaCH!!! Y'gotta stifle it! It's annoying!

That just me or that happen to you too?

2007-05-19 00:23:40 · 5 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Is yahoo answers your only friend?

2007-05-19 00:23:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what did you have for Breakfast? Are you Hungry?

i am. it's 4:19 am and i woke up around 2 am. don't know what to cook.
most of the meat is in the freezer. there's eggs.

what did you have for breakfast?

2007-05-19 00:21:07 · 16 answers · asked by Alexander 6 in Polls & Surveys

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2 jokes for the especial day?

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With a Pete soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked him to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years.

The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions.”

The minister inquired "Trips to where?"

"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."

The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

Pete smirked and says, “I'm going to Beijing and get her.”

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

(p;s – a star for a smile will do^_- )

2007-05-19 00:20:28 · 16 answers · asked by Madrid10 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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How would you feel if?

someone you loved died suddenly, then you found out that they gave their life in exchange for yours?
Besides grief, would you feel anger or what?
Would you thank them, and then make your life a tribute to their sacrifice?

2007-05-19 00:19:23 · 8 answers · asked by amstaff 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you need to shut up about?

2007-05-19 00:19:05 · 13 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Has someone ever called you by the wrong name?

but you answered them anyways?

2007-05-19 00:18:31 · 18 answers · asked by Grim 4 in Polls & Surveys