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With a Pete soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked him to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions.”
The minister inquired "Trips to where?"
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
Pete smirked and says, “I'm going to Beijing and get her.”
**
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
(p;s – a star for a smile will do^_- )
2007-05-19 00:20:28 · 16 answers · asked by Madrid10 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha.... very cute :)
2007-05-19 01:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pete's story reminds me of my grandfather who won a trip to Hong Kong in a raffle. Now he's over there trying to win a trip back!
Very good jokes.
2007-05-19 00:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That very funny.9/10.
2007-05-22 01:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wife is really to be exported for some time and after putting weight by her let she be imparted. to survive marriage.Good jokes.
2007-05-19 00:33:48 · answer #4 · answered by baboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish i'd had the guts to be so cheeky to my teachers. funny. have a star
2007-05-22 14:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to bad i like it. Enjoy your star.
2007-05-21 02:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute. I needed the laughs this morning... thanx
2007-05-19 00:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by fdk30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha.........................
for first joke i already stared you and for second joke here goes your star*
anyway the joke was very much funny
can't help without laughing
both are the funniest i ever heard today
2007-05-19 00:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ok. one star for you. that was a good one.
2007-05-19 05:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the secound one it is so true! god bless u xx
2007-05-19 00:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes both were funny , and can be told to anyone "great"
2007-05-19 00:27:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋