Entertainment & Music - 9 May 2007

Ever wish you could freeze frame a single moment in your day, and look at it and say "this is not my life"?

2007-05-09 02:06:20 · 23 answers · asked by THE MOVIE BOOK 3 in Polls & Surveys

corner and drop a huge project on you???

Are you trying to hide or plot your escape at this very moment?

2007-05-09 02:04:45 · 11 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Movies

What is he waiting for?

2007-05-09 02:03:56 · 24 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 02:03:36 · 58 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle?

2007-05-09 02:03:36 · 10 answers · asked by Iris 1 in Jokes & Riddles

...first bat goes to the female bat: if you sleep with me ill show you a way out of here...so she does...when she wakes up the next day she finds that the first bat is missing...
second bat goes to the female and tells her: ill tell you where th e first bat went if you sleep with me...she thinks why not and sleeps with him and the next day he is missing also...
the last bat goes to the female and says only you and me left in here but if you sleep with me ill tell you how everyone left this cave before we die with lack of food! so she agrees and then sleeps with him until she wakes up and finds out that she is alone in the cave....
HOW LADIES DID THE MALE BATS LEAVE THE CAVE?
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ANSWER:
IF YOU SLEEP WITH ME ILL TELL YOU!

2007-05-09 02:03:27 · 8 answers · asked by tae Kim 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A blonde goes riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

2007-05-09 02:03:04 · 7 answers · asked by Ashley M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

First one to guess my first name gets 10 points!!!! Clue it is a very spiritual and holy name assosicted with Holy Mary!! Remember Im Irish!!!!!!!

2007-05-09 02:02:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think I know about six trivial things about him, how about you?

2007-05-09 02:02:11 · 3 answers · asked by TarasBoutiqueAtEtsy 4 in Television

does your company give you ?


I am up to 4 weeks now...

2007-05-09 02:01:55 · 17 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

Some people believe this is hell...I almost agree, but don't because there is love in the world.

How about you?

2007-05-09 02:01:23 · 9 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

I missed you, did you miss me?

2007-05-09 02:00:38 · 7 answers · asked by jignutty 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 01:59:43 · 6 answers · asked by princess fa la la 2 in Television

anybody, from past or present

celebrity or historical figure would be most desired


mine would be Steven Seagal

2007-05-09 01:59:40 · 31 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 01:59:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."

2007-05-09 01:57:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-09 01:57:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 01:56:58 · 47 answers · asked by elma o 1 in Celebrities

because our band needs a name, and we want to make sure it is not taken.

2007-05-09 01:56:52 · 8 answers · asked by sul 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 01:56:50 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 01:56:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 01:56:33 · 8 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 01:56:10 · 2 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Comics & Animation

There once was a girl from Azores,
Whose cu*t was all covered in sores,
the men who got pussed,
were desperate for lust,
and licked up what was left in her drawers.

;-)
roflmfao

2007-05-09 01:55:09 · 27 answers · asked by BLING 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-09 01:54:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-09 01:53:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In this Georgia Rules advertisement Jane Fonda Looks like Charloette Rae from the Facts of Life. I keep seeing it from the corner of my eye and thinking its the vivacious Mrs. Garret only to be disapointed by Hanoi Jane's ugly mug.

2007-05-09 01:52:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

cause someone told me i looked foxy

2007-05-09 01:52:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... want to tell something, but you are afraid / have no opportunity / no chance?

What is it? Why?

2007-05-09 01:51:53 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need to step back a little so you can see the bigger picture?

2007-05-09 01:51:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys