Bouncing Baby Boy Balls

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

2007-05-09 00:23:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why she had to go?

2007-05-09 00:18:51 · 29 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Honestly, what do you want from me?

I'll do anything.

PS~ I'm collecting statistical data.

2007-05-09 00:16:45 · 22 answers · asked by Smutty 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What songs do you like to sing in the shower?

"Stop In The Name of Love"
'Tainted love'
"Leavin' on a Jet Plane"

Ok you get the idea..What do you like to sing in the shower or anywhere...we're just having fun here....

2007-05-09 00:11:38 · 24 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you pro-Israel or Palestine, or indifferent?

No need for long answers of cut-and-paste jobs, just a simple Israel, Palestine or None of the above.

Thanks!

2007-05-09 00:06:57 · 30 answers · asked by David B 1 in Polls & Surveys

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WHat can you say to make me laugh?

2007-05-09 00:04:24 · 27 answers · asked by Amy E 4 in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone know about LOST?

does anyone know when lost season 3 is out on dvd in the uk??

2007-05-09 00:04:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Dos dis make yu laff.......?

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English" .

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking Dutch like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas gi me a STA .

Peas and lov to yu

2007-05-09 00:00:17 · 11 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Broken Bones?

Have you ever had any? What & how did it happen?

2007-05-09 00:00:16 · 15 answers · asked by ® 7 in Polls & Surveys

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