European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English" .
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking Dutch like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas gi me a STA .
Peas and lov to yu
2007-05-09 00:00:17 · 11 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaahahahahhahaha !!!!!!!!!!!
I bursted laughing .
thnx for making me laugh !!
* for u !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-09 00:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It will never work. Remember wsperanto. It is still around and some people do use it. Very few like clingon is used.
England has no athority at all to say if English can be changed or not. The number of brits speaking English is just a tiny amount of the people that do. A lot more in the USA speak English ands evben better tyhan you brits do. More people in India speak English than in England as well.
Don't worry English is taking over the entire world just as it is.
2007-05-09 00:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've read these on myspace, peace and love(not like you'd want) to you too.
2007-05-09 00:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u txt vr funny.peas out. 1 love.
2007-05-09 00:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen this before, but still made me smile
2007-05-09 00:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a good one! LOL. Classic.
2007-05-11 16:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! zat iz vantaztik!
2007-05-09 00:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by jninjacash31 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it did NOT make me laugh
2007-05-09 00:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kiddo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it made me mad, but it certainly did not make me smile
2007-05-09 00:07:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
zis is very funy.
2007-05-09 00:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by Adrian G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋