Entertainment & Music - 8 May 2007

It's that time of the week again. Who do you think will be eliminated tonight?

2007-05-08 23:57:22 · 7 answers · asked by ® 7 in Celebrities

A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids (6 year-olds), because the last one is classic!


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Strike while the insect is close.


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Never underestimate the power of ants.


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Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.


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Better to be safe than punch a grade 7 boy.


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If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.


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It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.


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You can lead a horse to water but how?


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No news is impossible.


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A miss is as good as a Mr.


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You can't teach an old dog new maths.


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Love all, trust me.


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The pen is mightier than the pigs.


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An idle mind is the best way to relax.


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Where there's smoke there's pollution.


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Happy the bride who gets all the presents.


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A penny saved is not much.


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Two's company, three's the Musketeers.


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Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.


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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.


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There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.


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Children should be seen and not smacked or grounded.


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If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.


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You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box.


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When the blind leadeth the blind get out of the way.


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And the favourite:
Better late than pregnant!

2007-05-08 23:52:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

have a hundred years of bordom or one year of extream fun before you died?

2007-05-08 23:52:09 · 39 answers · asked by Ste B 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-08 23:51:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't think so some inspiration would be great!

2007-05-08 23:50:17 · 22 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

and takling diffrent to him? What should I do? Obey Him or keep getting on ANSWERS?Do you think I act and talk different? AMY

2007-05-08 23:49:44 · 15 answers · asked by Amy E 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-08 23:44:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Caramel Apples" for me! Yummy! =)

2007-05-08 23:43:28 · 35 answers · asked by Georgia Rose 7 in Polls & Surveys

Ever wondered why women wear Panties with printed Flowers?????

It is a way of saying......
IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO WERE BURIED HERE !

2007-05-08 23:42:20 · 9 answers · asked by Bhaskar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-08 23:42:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My fur just isn't combing the way I want it to!

2007-05-08 23:38:47 · 13 answers · asked by Smutty 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-08 23:37:49 · 49 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

Learn Chinese in 17 Easy Steps....
>2) Are you harbouring a fugitive..Hu Yu Hai Ding

>3) See me ASAP..Kum Hia Nao

>5) Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni

>6) Did you go to the beach?...Wai Yu So Tan

>8) I think you need a face lift..Chin Tu Fat

>9) It is very dark in here....Wao So Dim

>10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching

>11) This is a tow away zone....No Pah King

>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao

>13) Staying out of sight....Lei ing Lo

>14) He is cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka

>15) That is not right...Sum Ting Wong

>16) Your body odour is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu


Please give me a star if you like it.

2007-05-08 23:37:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-08 23:36:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-05-08 23:36:23 · 13 answers · asked by . 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-08 23:35:21 · 12 answers · asked by micho 7 in Polls & Surveys

I love Tim mc'graws, Keith urban, Dixie chicks and Shania Twain songs

2007-05-08 23:34:43 · 8 answers · asked by Silly-Junos 4 in Music

OK I heard it a long time ago, but the song is about how this girl sees her sister getting ready to go out dancing on Saturday night and she cant wait until she is old enough to go out dancing.
It is a really old country song. Prolly still played by wax on the radio (wax being LP)

2007-05-08 23:33:03 · 3 answers · asked by Amy 2 in Music

like the same character looking and talking to himself.....without the mirror ofcourse?

2007-05-08 23:30:24 · 2 answers · asked by umenthem 1 in Movies

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

2007-05-08 23:30:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Heaven or hell!!!

2007-05-08 23:29:00 · 28 answers · asked by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

2007-05-08 23:28:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Where did you go?

2. Did you enjoy every minute of it?

3. Was it worth every single penny?

4. Would you go there again in a heartbeat?

5. What is this? Twenty questions?!?

2007-05-08 23:27:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So I'm going to look like a huge idiot right now posing this question, but I love singing and I want to be a singer...but I'm shy.

I know I have a good voice (bit cocky there haha) but I haven't mastered the courage to make it public. So I'm thinking of making youtube videos and editing it so that my face is...blurry I guess or something nonvisible. But if I make it, and people trace me back to it, will I look dumb? Should I just show my face and hope my friends don't see it? HELP!?!?!

2007-05-08 23:27:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

about anything

2007-05-08 23:26:37 · 36 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Moses, Jesus and another guy were out playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

2007-05-08 23:25:03 · 7 answers · asked by Time is nigh 3 in Jokes & Riddles

if it started raining money?

2007-05-08 23:24:12 · 20 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

No matter what she's reading...?

2007-05-08 23:23:41 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-08 23:19:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-08 23:17:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys