Moses, Jesus and another guy were out playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
2007-05-08 23:25:03 · 7 answers · asked by Time is nigh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 02:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ermm its not thattt funny..its ok...
but al giv u a star anyway 4 trying :P
xoxoxoxox
2007-05-09 06:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by x.T.x 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-05-09 06:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by Kan C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm just felt like gaining two points
STAR (happy now Aaron)
2007-05-09 06:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!Why r peoples sens eof humours next to nothing!!def giving youa star i thought it was very funny!!
2007-05-09 07:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Irishlass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-05-09 06:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by Adrian G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke lol i stared you
2007-05-09 07:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by Donela P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋