A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids (6 year-olds), because the last one is classic!
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Strike while the insect is close.
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Never underestimate the power of ants.
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Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
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Better to be safe than punch a grade 7 boy.
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If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
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It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
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You can lead a horse to water but how?
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No news is impossible.
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A miss is as good as a Mr.
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You can't teach an old dog new maths.
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Love all, trust me.
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The pen is mightier than the pigs.
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An idle mind is the best way to relax.
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Where there's smoke there's pollution.
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Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
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A penny saved is not much.
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Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
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Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.
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There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
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Children should be seen and not smacked or grounded.
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If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
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You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box.
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When the blind leadeth the blind get out of the way.
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And the favourite:
Better late than pregnant!
2007-05-08 23:52:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star for you, kids just say the funniest things don't they!!
2007-05-08 23:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's wonderful what little minds come up with, their logic in this bright new world, takes you into their realm which is so innocent and stimulating! It's like taking a happy pill! Thank you for that, and two stars for each of them! Have a good day.
2007-05-09 11:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! I like the dumber joke. Those are funny. Have a star.
2016-05-18 23:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful. Greater wisdom could not have come from the wisest philosophers!
2007-05-09 01:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, you got a star.
2007-05-08 23:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by swift.wolf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats worth a star.
2007-05-09 00:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic, most of them are better than the originals. have a star.
2007-05-08 23:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi thats so funny but also sad so young and they know that wow
2007-05-09 00:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by WTamSP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read, I laughed, I starred :)
2007-05-08 23:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked the last one too
2007-05-09 00:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by me 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋