A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."
2007-05-09 01:57:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 02:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD but HILARIOUS!!.. and i think that the first time that i have heard this that i cried because it was SOO funny!! lol
2007-05-09 02:23:56 · answer #2 · answered by ~LYNN~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is one of the good ones. LOL.
Classic.
2007-05-11 16:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT!!...ive heard it before and i kno its hard but dont use the same thing twice....
2007-05-09 02:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-05-09 02:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by dbzfinalfantasytidus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VER Y VERY VERY FUNNY!!! BIG STAR!!!!! LOVE IT!
2007-05-09 02:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by Iris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT...................have a MAJOR star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-09 02:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks
2007-05-09 02:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by godmotherto2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋