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There once was a girl from Azores,
Whose cu*t was all covered in sores,
the men who got pussed,
were desperate for lust,
and licked up what was left in her drawers.

;-)
roflmfao

2007-05-09 01:55:09 · 27 answers · asked by BLING 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

have I hit a few nerves here, or are you all from Azores?
I think it is so funnnyyyyyy
maybe I'm just sick,
but I love it.

;-)

2007-05-09 02:12:02 · update #1

27 answers

Sick and funny. Thanks.

2007-05-12 22:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1 0

Have you read "Limericks: Too Gross" by Isaac Asimov & John Ciardi?

68. Village Idiot

There was a young fellow named Wayne
Who's too dumb to come out of the rain.
He has learned, more or less,
How to lift a girl's dress
More than that is too much for his brain.

2007-05-09 02:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by landhermit 4 · 2 1

My first concept became 'his dick loves one, he loves yet another', yet he would... If I were in this project with a woman i ought to leave, 'if i'm no longer adequate then bye' in different words. Edit: I believe the above answer.

2016-11-26 21:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by dotel 4 · 0 0

Yeah,sick but funny.

2007-05-15 02:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by SexyEyes 1 · 1 0

If you want to tell slightly amusing rhymes then......

There was a young man from Nottingham
Who saved up tin cans & put snot in 'em
He threw in some sh*t
To spice it a bit
And sold 'em to small boys who shot in 'em !

2007-05-09 02:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 1 1

Great one funny and rude. lol

2007-05-09 22:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0 0

hahaha funny

2007-05-09 08:06:14 · answer #7 · answered by an146442 1 · 1 0

its ming the merciless

2007-05-13 03:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by CARL P 4 · 1 0

ugh

2007-05-09 06:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 1 0

that is so nasty.
shame on you missy!

pussed is'nt even a word, and even if it was it wouldnt rhyme with lust

2007-05-09 02:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by winston s 3 · 3 2

Yes you are right--- you are sick ,very un-funny.

2007-05-15 03:00:54 · answer #11 · answered by Weed 6 · 0 1

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