Entertainment & Music - 28 April 2007

Ivan was a dirt poor Russian peasant. One day while walking, he discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant Ivan one wish.

Ivan thought for a minute before declaring, "I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore I wish that Ivan pee vodka!" The Genie granted Ivan's wish, and then disappeared.

Ivan runs home and bursts through the door yelling, "Wife, bring two cups...tonight we drink vodka!!!" He pees in the cups and sure enough, it's the best vodka either had ever tasted.

The next night he comes through the door and again hollers, "Wife, bring two cups....tonight we drink vodka!!!" This continues all week until Friday night when Ivan comes in the door and exclaims, "Wife, bring me one cup!!!"

His wife is upset and asks, "Ivan, all week you say bring two cups and we drink vodka, why do you only ask for one cup?"

Ivan smiles and replies, "Because tonight wife, you drink from bottle!!!

2007-04-28 10:31:51 · 10 answers · asked by mark 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Of people giving ignorite answers to people?
They ask for a reason and they don't need someone to be an a**hole. Yahoo Answers is for people to gain knowledge, not smart a** remarks. This site is used to help people, not treat them like sh*t.

2007-04-28 10:31:30 · 17 answers · asked by shorty_0018 1 in Polls & Surveys

I was watching American Idol last night, they did a charity trip to help aids victims in an African village, someone from that village said he'd been to over 200 funerals!!!

2007-04-28 10:31:01 · 43 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 10:29:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

will they refuse to serve you???

how bout if i go in my wheelchair...will they refuse to serve me?

2007-04-28 10:29:25 · 6 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 10:27:50 · 3 answers · asked by Shalom 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-04-28 10:27:13 · 50 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

I find him to be a very funny M-F, I think he was funnier when he was just starting out. How about you?

2007-04-28 10:27:10 · 25 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Celebrities

A) Alcohol
B)Sex
C)Chocolate.......

2007-04-28 10:25:47 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and their sacrifice? i am saddened by the loss of life and limb that goes into the fighting to keep me free. i am also troubled by the fact that many of us here in America have developed a sense of entitlement...we believe that we should be free, but do not always think about the cost to others. so to all of our veterans, soldiers, and their families, i offer up thanks and prayers for you. God bless you...

2007-04-28 10:25:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 10:24:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know where i can download the song in the sandals commercial..it sgoes like this"ive had the time of my life and i owe it all to you"...does anyone know who sings the song??

2007-04-28 10:24:26 · 3 answers · asked by swtmoney116 3 in Music

Hello from Mexico City¡¡¡
Tell me about your favorite James Bond.
Mine is Daniel Craig, in a close second Roger Moore for "The Spy Who Loved Me"

2007-04-28 10:23:36 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I still laugh when I think about the look on her face!!!
Never eat boiled eggs and chili on Fri the go out on Sat...

2007-04-28 10:22:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm going to have surgery soon to make myself 100% woman.

2007-04-28 10:20:06 · 6 answers · asked by Gods_Gift_2_Women 1 in Polls & Surveys

alright, check it, out, i saw all the ppl's answers just about 99%
say he is dead, now listen i i am not saying it is he isnt. i say there 2 ppl. in this subject.: the loyolist, and the realist, the loyolist, who,love pac, dont want to admit it ,bcuz x x and x reason, he keeps making music, okay thtas 1 side, but he could have said "when i die, release a new album, every 2 yrs, or sumthing, idk. then there are the realist, who look at actual facts, like celebritymorgue.com, okay, and every thing else right, okay, good point, well, dont u think if u have ebough money u can fake ur own death? the reason i say thats is , bcuz of his title,:makavelu,4 dos who dont know ,makaveli was a famus king who became so popular that he faked his own death, okay, now 1 example , simbad,.. righ,t? n e wayz. dont u think IT MIGHT SMALL A MILLION TO 1 tiny chance HE might, be alive, not becuz of his title he had, but, just th simple fact, he has , the money,&sources, to do it, righ,what do ya think?

2007-04-28 10:20:00 · 5 answers · asked by roman d 1 in Celebrities

"I was on Yahoo Answers and this person said..."

2007-04-28 10:19:30 · 3 answers · asked by Luch d 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 10:18:46 · 15 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 10:18:00 · 32 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why when you take a picture of someone, the person looks bigger then in person? Is there any tricks to not look so fat in a picture?

2007-04-28 10:16:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i've read we're supposed to be.i'm noticing,when it's good,it's really good.but when it's bad,,it really sucks.any advice?i'm 42,he's 50,we live 2gether.i'm nov.25,,he's dec.21.any input is appreciated!

2007-04-28 10:15:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

i think im gonna go to bed soon. im really tired.....and bored. night everyone :) post summat funny if you like to cheer me up :)

2007-04-28 10:15:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgens?

2007-04-28 10:12:32 · 16 answers · asked by Yay me!!!! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 10:12:10 · 50 answers · asked by helper 1 in Polls & Surveys

for me, how can those people who blame mcr be sure that the massacre listened to their songs?....
here's where i got the news...

http://codyowns.livejournal.com/4865.html

2007-04-28 10:12:07 · 27 answers · asked by blacklilheart14 2 in Music

2007-04-28 10:10:38 · 23 answers · asked by Rob 6 in Polls & Surveys

What if George W. Bush found the symbonite suit from the Spider-Man movies and comics and bonded with it? What would this thing be called and what would it look like? Would it be smart or dumb? Good or evil?

2007-04-28 10:10:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

For example, you buy the album, then find out that on the CDs that have some of the tracks released as singles have "unreleased tracks", so then you have to buy the single in addition to the album. What about when the discs you want are "not avaialble at this time"? If I don't have every Madonna song she ever made, ooohhh!!! What about you?

2007-04-28 10:10:03 · 5 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Music

2007-04-28 10:09:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 10:09:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys