Ivan was a dirt poor Russian peasant. One day while walking, he discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant Ivan one wish.
Ivan thought for a minute before declaring, "I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore I wish that Ivan pee vodka!" The Genie granted Ivan's wish, and then disappeared.
Ivan runs home and bursts through the door yelling, "Wife, bring two cups...tonight we drink vodka!!!" He pees in the cups and sure enough, it's the best vodka either had ever tasted.
The next night he comes through the door and again hollers, "Wife, bring two cups....tonight we drink vodka!!!" This continues all week until Friday night when Ivan comes in the door and exclaims, "Wife, bring me one cup!!!"
His wife is upset and asks, "Ivan, all week you say bring two cups and we drink vodka, why do you only ask for one cup?"
Ivan smiles and replies, "Because tonight wife, you drink from bottle!!!
2007-04-28 10:31:51 · 10 answers · asked by mark 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA. thats the funniest thing EVERR
2007-04-28 10:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by dance like no one looking 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have tried it with cranberry, pineapple, orange, melon all combinations. 5 drinks of vodka will give a person on the average a good buzz. I never buy it at the clubs i sneak a bottle in my back pocket because $15 a drink is kinda steep.
2016-03-31 23:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Rubles. Did not expect to hear a new one tonight.
2007-04-28 11:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so bad that gave my boyfriend an ideal he came home and said that his genie granted him his wish , so he said we drink milk tonight
2007-04-28 13:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-28 12:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha omg thats is the best joke i have EVER heard
2007-04-28 10:39:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow and double Wow !! It is funny and shocking!!
2007-04-28 10:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-28 10:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by Toxilocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats brilliantly funny & original too, thanks for posting it & the laugh..
2007-04-28 11:20:55 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm....
2007-04-28 10:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋