What if George W. Bush bonded with the symbonite suit from Spider-Man?

Question

What if George W. Bush found the symbonite suit from the Spider-Man movies and comics and bonded with it? What would this thing be called and what would it look like? Would it be smart or dumb? Good or evil?

Answer 1

We would send his stupid butt over to Iraq. Ta-da

Answer 2

What an idea. It would be awesome! He'd fly his own jet over to the Middle East, line up all the bad guys starting with Osama and kick ***! Mahdi Army- no problem. When ever he finished someone off he could say lines like "That's the way we do things in Texas"(even though he grew up in Connecticut, That's the way we do things in Connecticut just doesn't have that ring to it)

Answer 3

He would already have captured Usama all by himself and all of GWB’s enemies would hang their heads in shame.

As it is, it will just take a little longer, that’s all.

They have already had one super powered president: Super President, who was Ronald Reagan; you can find out more about him on line.

29 APR 07, 0440 hrs, GMT.

Answer 4

While most symbiotes seen in the Marvel Universe have been shown to be capable of great feats of violence, deception and various criminal acts against humanity, it is notable that their hosts were generally unstable before bonding. In a strange twist of nature versus nurture it seems that a symbiote's personality may be based on an amalgamation of the memories and thoughts that have been collected from the various hosts and stored within its' genetic memory. This explains how a creature like the Venom symbiote who once valued life to some degree has mutated into a being who could take the lives of many even without a host to guide its actions.

Additionally, Patrick Mulligan, host to the Toxin symbiote was a stable and virtuous human who was able to use his symbiote to perform genuinely heroic actions; according to Venom, this could also be because the thousandth symbiote of the line is subject to mental breakdown. Though the Toxin symbiote has occasionally tried to make Patrick utilise more violent methods in the pursuit of crime, this could be attributed to the genetic memories passed on from Carnage, his father, who is indifferent about his use of violence. In the MC2 universe, the Venom symbiote bonds with the grandson of Norman Osborn, Normie Osborn, but his good-hearted nature influences the suit and causes it to sacrifice itself against a sonic attack to defend Spider-Girl.

It is therefore also possible that while the symbiote possesses a complex sentience, and that it obtains some of its opinions on morality from the current host and as such, amplifies the hatred and evil in hosts like Cassidy while someone devoid of hatred was capable of influencing the suit to be good. More confused hosts, like Brock, seem to result in different personalities: Venom claimed 'innocence should be cherished' and rescued victims he deemed innocent, including human infants. However, Brock's poor judgement has lead to him performing many criminal acts, including the murder of some apparently innocent people.

Symbiotes empower the natural abilities of a host to the point where they far exceed that of normal members of the hosts species. These abilities include the following:

Superhuman strength
Superior speed and agility
Limited invulnerability
Genetic memory, recalling information from previous hosts.
Enhanced healing ability.
Can expand to any size as long as they have something to grow on such as a host or an object.
Symbiotes can get inside of small areas such as electric wires and the insides of cars and completely disable them. The symbiote also reacts to the thoughts and will of the host. When Spider-Man was originally selected, he had been thinking about Spider-Woman's costume in the Secret Wars. The symbiote acted on this and formed a similar costume, the one seen on him and Venom. The following are functions that have been demonstrated from various hosts' wills (but are not limited to):

The ability to form fangs or simple bladed weapons out of their limbs
The ability to form additional appendages: limbs, wings and tendrils out of their body
The ability to shape-shift, from mimicking clothing up to and including complete change of appearance and stature.
The ability to blend with its surroundings.
The ability to stick to walls (adapted from Spider-Man).
The ability to produce webbing from its own mass (adapted from Spider-Man).
The ability to bypass the Spider-Sense (because the original symbiote was attached to Peter first, it took his genetic information and spider-powers. This means that the symbiote attacking Peter would essentially be Peter attacking himself, which wouldn't set off his Spider-Sense; during the Clone Saga, this became complicated, as Venom did set off Ben Reilly's Spider-Sense, but Carnage apparently did not)

Answer 5

I'd vote for dumb and evil, but that's just because I really dislike GWB.

Your question, btw, is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 6

ew.

He'd probably have his fat haning out, it would look...ew