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I still laugh when I think about the look on her face!!!
Never eat boiled eggs and chili on Fri the go out on Sat...

2007-04-28 10:22:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

The first thing I do is fart. If she can't handle it, then she's not for me

2007-04-28 10:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, but I did go out on a date and order an extra plate to go...which he paid for, I left and went to a guys house that I went out with 2 weeks prior and gave him the dinner, I ended up marrying him;) (the one I took the meal to) I know, how shallow and rude. BUT... All this goof ball talked about was himself and what great sex we would have if I went home with him......LOL....I showed him!!!!!!!!

2007-04-28 10:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I agree with the first guy--- let one rip then blow it in her face LOL--Sike i would never do that on a first date but now I do w/ my girlfriend of 3 long years

2007-04-28 10:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by MICHAEL P 2 · 0 0

OMG, yes I have. And we were in a very serious conversation at the time. And I tried to pretend like it wasn't me (yeah, we were the only two around, so that didn't work) and I kept talking. And he said, "Did you just (expletive meaning poop) yourself?" I died laughing and so did he. I later married him. We have been happily married for almost 11 years. LOL

2007-04-28 10:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by Hemmy 3 · 0 0

No, yet one time, I did it with this guy i fairly fairly cherished and he fairly fairly likes me too, and that i freakin queefed the longest queef contained in the international perfect after and THAT to me develop into mortifying. gave the impression of a wide elephant fart.

2016-12-05 00:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

My husband did on our first date. Obviously, it was a high quality fart or I wouldn't have married him. (and this is a true story).

2007-04-28 10:24:57 · answer #6 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0 0

I totally agree with one of your answerers, just jucily do it!!!! That is YOU so why hide yourself??? Fart. Pick your nose and eat it. Waft the duvet and smell your own fart. (Oh! Does that ring a bell with 99.999% of you?)
Whatever!
Just ALWAYS be yourself!

2007-04-28 10:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by Diana 2 · 0 1

I did, but she was very understanding and did not raise a stink over it.

2007-04-28 10:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

start as you mean to go on that's my philosophy lol. Better out than in :)

2007-04-28 10:26:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No never but that is funny lol 10/10.

2007-04-28 10:25:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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