Entertainment & Music - 24 April 2007

2007-04-24 17:52:57 · 9 answers · asked by Alocacoc 1 in Polls & Surveys

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"

She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!"

She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."

He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.

When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"

She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?

2007-04-24 17:52:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I had to put her on time out. Is it working?

2007-04-24 17:52:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whether it's for shopping, comedy, making fun of things, secrets[not postsecret]...any sort of entertainment. No social networking sites please.

2007-04-24 17:51:25 · 5 answers · asked by trashy pirate 1 in Other - Entertainment

its a commercial for a car and a guy is in the factory with the cars and he is moving gears and when he moves one gear it makes a noise and the tires spin well he keeps doing this and it makes like a song so he does it in a specific patter and it is a song. i want to know what the song is and who sings it.
sorry if that totally confused you. i think it is also in school of rock where the kids are learnign to play for the first time, im not sure but i think that is the same song... yes it is.

please help.
thanks in advance!

2007-04-24 17:51:16 · 5 answers · asked by Jamie M 2 in Music

2007-04-24 17:50:48 · 15 answers · asked by Olivia M 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 17:49:57 · 13 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Polls & Surveys

does that mean you like to touch filthy things ?

2007-04-24 17:48:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 17:48:06 · 14 answers · asked by summer 2 in Television

the lights went out last night, he went to the toilet, i hid behind the corner crouching, and when he came out, i snarled and came out like something out of a horror movie. he chit :) have you done anything worse?

2007-04-24 17:47:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!

2007-04-24 17:46:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

hahaha i know some of you dont like my questions but o well.. i like to make you think :)

2007-04-24 17:45:33 · 22 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is Greater than God, more evil that the Devil, Rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you'll die?????

2007-04-24 17:44:44 · 14 answers · asked by Magic man 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-24 17:44:27 · 43 answers · asked by pomona909rocks 1 in Polls & Surveys

What are some of the most famous songs that have no lyrics and relax your mind?

2007-04-24 17:44:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Alec Baldwin say that aroused the public ?

2007-04-24 17:42:46 · 6 answers · asked by flamingo 6 in Celebrities

2007-04-24 17:42:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its a lil breezy over here

2007-04-24 17:42:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what are your thoughts about bein' alone, and lonliness? Somebody told me once that they were alone, but not lonely...guess you gotta be a lunatic to figger out THAT one! cuz i associate the two as bein' equal in discomfort... what say YOU ?

2007-04-24 17:40:32 · 8 answers · asked by ravin_lunatic 6 in Polls & Surveys

since most jobs require a drug scree, dont you think its a good idea for people who are on welfare to be drug screened also? i do.

2007-04-24 17:40:21 · 30 answers · asked by imamom 3 in Polls & Surveys

Who can't you stand on the show and Why?

2007-04-24 17:39:35 · 6 answers · asked by Tiny 2 in Television

2007-04-24 17:39:34 · 24 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Polls & Surveys

I need some ideas for my workout playlist. Any ideas?

2007-04-24 17:38:36 · 10 answers · asked by just wondering 2 in Music

Any Good sites, groups or forums for the books movies or fan base I love Wizard Rock too!

2007-04-24 17:38:04 · 7 answers · asked by siriusblossom 2 in Movies

I beleive that he was a gospel singer or something like that. Maybe his father was a preacher. I can't remember a name or any lyrics, just that I thought it was really funny. Any ideas? I'm drawing a complete blank here.

2007-04-24 17:37:54 · 5 answers · asked by reallydifferent 1 in Music

2007-04-24 17:37:17 · 13 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Akon
Tim McGraw
Toby Keith
Brad Paisley
Keith Urban
Rascal Flatts
Brooks & Dunn
Dierks Bentley
George Strait
Alan Jackson
Montgomery Gentry
Garth Brooks
Lonestar
Joe Nichols
Blake Shelton
Trace Adkins
Chris Cagle
Craig Morgan
Gary Allan

2007-04-24 17:35:23 · 5 answers · asked by Noland Voyd 3 in Music

I went to her show in Boston with John Legend and she sang a song that is not on her album. It was a kinda upbeat song... does anyone know what song it was?

2007-04-24 17:34:56 · 1 answers · asked by amollydg 1 in Music

2007-04-24 17:34:45 · 19 answers · asked by ? 7 in Movies

I can't find anything online about this guy. I remember hearing about him on tv along time ago, and I just cannot remember the his name. Anyone know?

2007-04-24 17:33:37 · 3 answers · asked by JonE 1 in Music