A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!
2007-04-24 17:46:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no it is not funny it is bl***y hilarious 10/10
2007-04-24 18:52:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one Derick...the best so far out of your collection you have posted on here today. You certainly do try! :o)
Here is a contribution from me...hope you like it:
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch pen*s, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him.
When the little guy finally comes around, the big guy asks him, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say to me?"
The big dude said, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch pen*s, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy breathes a sigh of relief, "Thank God! I thought you said, 'Turn around' ".
2007-04-25 02:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All right, I love it! Thanks bunches, I've been looking for a new joke to pass around! I like this one because you can't tell what it's leading to. I don't like jokes where any one with half a brain can figure it out before you get to the punch line!
2007-04-25 00:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2007-04-25 07:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! I can just imagine the guys' face as his wife told him that...I think it funny! Of course I'm sadistic like that. :)
2007-04-25 00:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by AnNeTtE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is asome
Jack and Sally 4 eva
2007-04-25 00:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by Sk8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True
2007-04-25 00:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by pantomime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it's still a good joke.
2007-04-25 02:09:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, funny!
2007-04-25 00:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i knew that joke already, but it always makes me laugh. lol
2007-04-25 00:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by Your best friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋