xxx joke ...marks out of ten?

Question

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"

She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!"

She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."

He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.

When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"

She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?

Answer 1

10/10

and that's from someone who is still up at 7.01 am in England, and not had any beers!!

LOL

Answer 2

9

Answer 3

Pretty good. On a scale of 1 -10 I give it a 6.

Answer 4

I'm not fully awake yet bt it took me a minute then i did get it ,funny as i like it put a smile on my face at 5.59 am.i only got up at 4.30am,

sorry i forgot the marks out of ten, 10/10A+

Answer 5

I give it a 5

Answer 6

i feel stupid cause it took and minute for the stupidity to go away so i could get it but now that thats over THANK GOD i got it
its really funny. i give it a 10

Answer 7

i didn't quite get the funny part for a split second there, but once i did i found it to be hillarios.
ummm...8/10!

Answer 8

Yeap :) 6

Answer 9

Cunning that Lingus isn`t she

Answer 10

ha ha