Entertainment & Music - 24 April 2007

2007-04-24 18:17:54 · 19 answers · asked by reasons 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 18:17:27 · 23 answers · asked by Fang 1 in Polls & Surveys

A guy askes his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamboghini Countach - she loves this car she goes every where in it.

One day she picks up her kids from school, she's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor " Where is my son he was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham?"

The doctor replies "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he wont be able to kick a football any more."

The woman asks about her daughter "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at wimbeldon"

The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she
wont be able to pick up a racket any more" She begins to cry.

"Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, " 6 months". "So what's the date?" asks the woman

"April 1st" says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were jokeing then were you?"

Doctor: "YES.........they both died in inpact"

2007-04-24 18:15:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-24 18:15:04 · 8 answers · asked by Madonna 2 in Polls & Surveys

it tastes like bleeding!!!

2007-04-24 18:14:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's used during the series finale of the show. And has the words "say goodbye".

2007-04-24 18:14:17 · 2 answers · asked by Will Z 1 in Television

2007-04-24 18:13:44 · 19 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am!
School even voted me as best-dressed stud...ent

2007-04-24 18:13:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 18:12:55 · 4 answers · asked by mackballhtf 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-24 18:12:53 · 12 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 18:12:36 · 14 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Polls & Surveys

who will win,and who's sexier and the strongest?

2007-04-24 18:09:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-04-24 18:09:33 · 18 answers · asked by Keala D 1 in Television

I couldn't think of a better question. It's past six in the morning in the UK.

2007-04-24 18:09:20 · 22 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

who who who who?

2007-04-24 18:06:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 18:05:57 · 13 answers · asked by Maria C 1 in Music

2007-04-24 18:05:46 · 8 answers · asked by Heron By The Sea 7 in Television

how would u treat me

2007-04-24 18:05:34 · 19 answers · asked by Lorina 7 in Polls & Surveys

My guess is that it was teenage girls voting for Sanjaya. So the next-cutest guy is Chris, so I'm guessing Sanjaya's votes will go to Chris. What do you think?

2007-04-24 18:04:59 · 6 answers · asked by Heron By The Sea 7 in Television

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2007-04-24 18:04:57 · 14 answers · asked by Devilish Angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties

2007-04-24 18:03:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What can I do to the characters, plot, or setting to make this movie something that you would ACTUALLY go pay money to watch?

2007-04-24 18:03:05 · 21 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 18:02:12 · 17 answers · asked by JuDyLicious 3 in Music

2007-04-24 18:01:10 · 15 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 17:59:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it was popular pop/soft rock back in the '90's. i can almost hear it, but i can't remember the title to save my life. plz help me!!

2007-04-24 17:58:24 · 14 answers · asked by kelleygaither2000 1 in Music

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony he cuts one in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change you hair style...it makes your nose look too long

2007-04-24 17:55:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-24 17:55:34 · 19 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 17:53:37 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Women on Y!A constantly ask if they or could be pregnant? I understand they might be scared or need to talk, however if they are unsure, shouldn't they just take a home pregnancy test first, or for that matter just go to Y!A & look up "Am I pregnant"? and look for other answers? It's posted numerous times.

2007-04-24 17:53:19 · 20 answers · asked by Sassafrass AKA: SASSY 6 in Polls & Surveys