A guy askes his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamboghini Countach - she loves this car she goes every where in it.
One day she picks up her kids from school, she's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor " Where is my son he was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham?"
The doctor replies "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he wont be able to kick a football any more."
The woman asks about her daughter "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at wimbeldon"
The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she
wont be able to pick up a racket any more" She begins to cry.
"Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, " 6 months". "So what's the date?" asks the woman
"April 1st" says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were jokeing then were you?"
Doctor: "YES.........they both died in inpact"
2007-04-24 18:15:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its not that bad, I think its really funny!
2007-04-25 04:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by Angel Kitten Rox! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh that's horrrrible. I was hoping for something light hearted at the end. humm so how long was she actually in the coma?
2007-04-24 18:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by Jaroo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, that wasn't the doctor, it was some actor the husband hired to play april fools on his wife , right ?
2007-04-24 18:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...atleast you warned me. It wasn't a great joke, just a bit disturbing.
2007-04-24 18:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i like that one. very funny!!! one of the few jokes on here that was actually funny to me. i'm going to have to use that one
2007-04-24 18:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by angela k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL mest up but pretty funny
2007-04-24 18:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA...
I am so telling that at the bar in about an hour.
Hope it doesn't get taken down.
Cheers.
2007-04-24 18:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny for a sick joke and, well, at least you warned us
2007-04-24 18:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Ta Dah! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe but i have heard worse than this,its not too bad.
2007-04-24 18:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, hahaha lol
pretty funny man, pretty funny
2007-04-24 18:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by Your best friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋