Entertainment & Music - 10 April 2007

My redneck girlfriend somehow is able to make home made tampons out of napkins and fishing line. She wants me to go to McDonald's and steal some napkins.

Should I steal them?

2007-04-10 12:46:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok picture this... It's monday morning. You arrive at work 20 minutes late, because you've been drunk all weekend and didn't set your alarm. You strap on your nail apron, head up to the roof and with the first swing of your hammer, you miss the nail and peel the hide off of the side of you thumb, with your brand new waffle-head hammer. It insantly turns blue and the thumb-nail is just hanging by a thread, What is your first reaction?

2007-04-10 12:46:10 · 19 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

I mean they all taste the same? right...

2007-04-10 12:46:09 · 50 answers · asked by The Con 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ok, so I am 283 lbs, am 2 feet tall, and have a mullet and big horn-rimmed glasses, not to mention I'm flat chested and everything I eat goes to my calves. I'm 98 years old. All the teenage guys whistle at me tell me I'm a babe, are they lying or am I really just drop dead gorgeous? Please answer.

2007-04-10 12:46:07 · 42 answers · asked by em<3 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 12:45:49 · 11 answers · asked by rainfingers 4 in Polls & Surveys

I live with my mom and sister, and whenever my uncle or some other guy comes over I can't wear my shorts...why should my mom make me change my clothes in my own house...I am an adult...is she being unfair?

2007-04-10 12:45:17 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you tear it up?

2007-04-10 12:44:06 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

2007-04-10 12:43:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i might be going to the UK or India!

2007-04-10 12:43:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got caught today doing my wife in the change room at Sears.
She's quite the little minx
We got thrown out, but at least they let us finish......
So what is your story

2007-04-10 12:42:29 · 39 answers · asked by Jim Justice 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 12:41:38 · 4 answers · asked by rainfingers 4 in Polls & Surveys

for you guitarists, its played in all 7s (7 cords) i think its robert palmer but idk its like something what i will not do for love or what i will do for love, god i wish i could remember it.

part of it goes, And my friends think im crazy or something like that

2007-04-10 12:40:14 · 2 answers · asked by Ballsthatsucks 2 in Music

............ MAKE HIME TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! LOL

2007-04-10 12:39:47 · 17 answers · asked by wheresmyfrickinmidol123 2 in Jokes & Riddles

As much as I do???

2007-04-10 12:39:08 · 29 answers · asked by Awesome-O 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 12:38:37 · 68 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Leets have fun!

Where do we want to go??? Usual things...music...snacks. make it nice and relaxing!!

I would be enroute to a very special place and ill take some country and Dr. Hook...Sharin the night together...snacks...Fruit...Pumpkin seeds...lemonheads...case♥♥ and pillow and blankets!!!!!!!!

what are you bringing???

Be safe all my friends. have fun!

2007-04-10 12:37:49 · 28 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

ok...everyone knows the song...

what do the herbs symbolize in the song?

2007-04-10 12:37:23 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 12:37:12 · 15 answers · asked by Awesome-O 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 12:36:33 · 29 answers · asked by Topanga 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 12:36:32 · 12 answers · asked by joobly 2 in Polls & Surveys

why
do you cut your self


wht music do you listen too

2007-04-10 12:36:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-04-10 12:35:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where IS Betty, Pauline Fowler's dog? I thought Dot and Jim took her in ... or had I fallen asleep out of boredom and missed something? Why write dogs into soaps when they're just going to evaporate within three more episodes? Ian Beale now has an invisible basset hound and Blanche's border terrier in Coronation Street was never seen again. It wouldn't annoy me so much but for the fact that, if there's a dog in a house, it's both seen and heard!

2007-04-10 12:35:50 · 6 answers · asked by Mozey 3 in Television

2007-04-10 12:34:58 · 39 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need it to be fast and nice
can u please give me the link or the name of the song and who is it by

thank u so much :)

2007-04-10 12:34:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

egg salad at a salad bar?

2007-04-10 12:34:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 12:34:20 · 4 answers · asked by rainfingers 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-10 12:34:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

getting a new mp3 need some cool rock songs to put in it.

2007-04-10 12:33:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

why?

2007-04-10 12:33:53 · 21 answers · asked by i ♥ Food 3 in Polls & Surveys