A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
2007-04-10 12:43:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-04-10 12:43:45 · update #1
hehe
2007-04-10 12:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, try this...
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
2007-04-10 12:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was so funny i forgot to laugh oh wait i remembered but i lost the feeling in the joke soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
2007-04-10 12:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by The Funny Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is really funny
2007-04-10 12:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by ninekittys 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before...but still funny!!! I like it!!
~Katie
2007-04-10 12:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-04-10 13:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by ♥emily elizabethhh♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋