Ok, so I am 283 lbs, am 2 feet tall, and have a mullet and big horn-rimmed glasses, not to mention I'm flat chested and everything I eat goes to my calves. I'm 98 years old. All the teenage guys whistle at me tell me I'm a babe, are they lying or am I really just drop dead gorgeous? Please answer.
2007-04-10 12:46:07 · 42 answers · asked by em<3 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you need to do something about the weight. i'm am taking this as a serious question so please do take care of yourself. you must look young to have teenage boys whistle at you. get some contacts or even lasic. it's amazing what they can do these days. take care. i'll keep you in my prayers.
2007-04-10 12:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by phantasmo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you are just find and danney and it is a blessing to be 98 some people don't live to see that age in time. Most deafenity you don't need to listen to those young guys because you will go the wrong way sometimes.
2007-04-10 12:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by D'Asia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jaja they are lying, if you are 98 dont worry sorry to say but that age you shouldn be thinking of teen, men about 100 old like your type so dont worry
my great grandmother is like a football and supper small but some men of their age think see is pretty and for me she is ugly
2007-04-10 12:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by 23 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 feet tall huh? Hmm. My midget fantasies are coming to life. I'd do ya.
2007-04-10 12:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by pornking435 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a little short for your weight. The mullet is hot as hell though.
2007-04-10 12:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by zinntwinnies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!!!~ thats is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. your 2 feet tall, 98 years old???!!!!! come on 2 feet tall is like a 2 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-10 12:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk toward the light!
2007-04-10 12:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i bet your all those expresions only your 500 pounds fatter your bald and your going out with grampas and your like 30
****** fat azz
2007-04-10 12:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by Vegas Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! Yoda's cousin!!! You must be the one with the Dark Side!
2007-04-10 12:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by waynebudd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow pathetic and lookin for attention..2 feet tall? pshaa good one..not ya little liar
2007-04-10 12:48:09 · answer #10 · answered by Ashlee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋