Entertainment & Music - 28 March 2007

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you
bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become like "Picasco"

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought
cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these!"

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box.. I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating....."

2007-03-28 05:33:06 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I swear that damn piece of wood will be the death of me
what should my tombstone read?

2007-03-28 05:32:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 05:32:31 · 28 answers · asked by Jasmynsky21 4 in Magazines

TYLER GRIFFIN1 to shut up and find something to do other than talk about the p&s

2007-03-28 05:32:21 · 13 answers · asked by P&S Thuggin 5 in Polls & Surveys

being the child here?

Of course, I gave her the idea to do it ... you should try it - it expands and fills up almost the whole cup, but you can't see it till you take a sip!

He is mad at her childish pranks and refuses to speak to her, and he's mad at me for giving her the idea! This was about 2 weeks ago.

Seriously, who is acting like a child here? Not speaking to her!!!

2007-03-28 05:31:47 · 41 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 05:31:40 · 24 answers · asked by Rayne 5 in Polls & Surveys

"Entertainment teaches us what to admire" Who said it?

2007-03-28 05:31:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-28 05:31:10 · 12 answers · asked by Jasmynsky21 4 in Magazines

And if so, how do you 'deal' with the little gutter rats?

2007-03-28 05:31:04 · 32 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 05:30:48 · 7 answers · asked by Mikisew 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who's yer favorite Fushigi Yugi character and why?

2007-03-28 05:30:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

2007-03-28 05:30:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

headed right for you?

2007-03-28 05:30:39 · 6 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not simply talking about the war in Iraq. Any war throughout history. I mean diplomacy is a nice idea but it doesn't always work. Does the end justify the means? For what cause is war okay? Should we have to fight to protect what belongs to us and should we fight for our human rights even if it means the killing of others and maybe ourselves in the process. I would like to see peoples opinion on this. I haven't stated my opinion as of yet this is simply a question to find out how other people feel about it.

2007-03-28 05:30:36 · 6 answers · asked by Becky 5 in Polls & Surveys

I once saw Keith Chegwin completely drunk in Liverpool city center.He was swigging vodka from the bottle and singing "careless whisper" at the top of his voice.I asked him for an autograph but he roared at me like a lion and threw a half eaten burger at me.He then ran away shouting "Go tell it to the world,you just got chegged"This happened at two o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon.Does he or did he have a drink problem and what did he mean about getting "chegged"? Thanks

2007-03-28 05:30:19 · 10 answers · asked by jumbocollins 2 in Celebrities

'My wings are like a sheet of steel!' That's all I remember.

My husband, sadly, remembers all the words to Hong Kong Fooey.

All I remember is:
Hong Kong Fooey
number one super-guy
Hong Kong Fooey
quicker than the human eye

You'll be singing that all night.
But at least it will stop you singing the Raggy Dolls...

2007-03-28 05:30:12 · 7 answers · asked by Dogsbody 5 in Television

Why does it creep me out that my mother in law did while watching our kids this morning? What if they...? *shiver....

2007-03-28 05:30:07 · 4 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 05:29:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1988 Jeep Cherokee Pioneer

2007-03-28 05:29:25 · 3 answers · asked by nathan d 2 in Movies

I took mine off to do the washing up ages ago, and it was never seen again! I feel naked!

2007-03-28 05:29:16 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can i get a sliver doing that?

2007-03-28 05:28:40 · 16 answers · asked by Carson 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 05:28:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you think??

2007-03-28 05:28:16 · 20 answers · asked by ya ok....sure 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is it just me or does it seem like there are some butts on some shoulders today?
:o)
Mwuuaaahhhh!!!!!

2007-03-28 05:28:08 · 19 answers · asked by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 in Polls & Surveys

do you know where i can download some free music?

2007-03-28 05:27:38 · 6 answers · asked by Zirup Zipper 1 in Music

i need to know for a music exam

its to perfrom at st.georges hall (england/l.pool) or a town hall (l.pool)

2007-03-28 05:27:30 · 2 answers · asked by ♥ Becky ♥ 2 in Music

2007-03-28 05:27:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Oh please take your head outta the gutter for a minute lol..... no seriously have you been tied up in so many different projects that you would rather forget about them?

2007-03-28 05:27:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sounds like bob dylan but its not.

2007-03-28 05:26:28 · 2 answers · asked by Ghost Boy 7 in Television

Anyone who likes this show should be buried alive next to the producers. Film that and you,ll get some ratings

2007-03-28 05:25:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television