A blonde is sitting on a plane waiting for it to depart, when a lawyer-looking guy comes and sits next to her. While she is trying to catch some zzz's, the guy next to her leans over and says, 'Do you want to play a game? We'll ask each other questions and if we don't know the answer to each others questions, we'll hand over $5.'
She replies, 'No thank you, I'd like to get some sleep.'
He says back to her, 'O.K. I'll give you $50 (thinking she's a dumb blonde, he'll never have to pay), and you only have to pay $5.' She finally gives in and he asks the first question.
He asks her, 'What is the distance from the Sun to the Earth?' She reaches over into her purse, pulls out $5, and hands it to him.
'Now it's my turn,' she says. 'What is black and white, goes up a hill with three legs and comes back down with four?'
2007-03-28
05:50:53
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