An elderly couple went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he charged them $20.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. Holiday Inn charges $32. The Hilton charges $37. We do it here for $20 and I get $18 back from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."
2007-03-28 05:46:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Enjoy this one as well!
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2007-03-28 05:47:29 · update #1
rofl oh my goodness that is classic
2007-03-28 05:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused
2007-03-28 12:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by deniseholton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused
2007-03-28 12:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, fantastic! Amused, very amused.. just the laugh I needed after a long day :-) love the fish one too!
2007-03-28 12:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by Error Child 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't usually care for off colored jokes as I simply don't find them to be particulaly funny BUT
You got me with this one ~~~ Ha, Ha, Tee, and a Hee, Hee!!!!
Thanks, I'll pass it on!!!
2007-03-28 12:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by scottyusa1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMUSED FOR SURE! THAT WAS FUNNY! SHOWS HOW THE GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY WORKS!
2007-03-28 12:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by Tettypu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amused
2007-03-28 12:55:49 · answer #7 · answered by Sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amused
2007-03-28 12:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's brilliant.
Thankyou for the laughter.
2007-03-28 12:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amused. totally amused.
2007-03-28 12:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋