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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

2007-03-28 05:30:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

You know, you are kinda right about that.
Hhhm, your very smart.

2007-03-28 05:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Thanks, now I know why all the girls I go out with always end up getting mad at me.You are a life saver. You should get your own TV show! (if you ever do and it was because of what I said, you better mention me or I will go out and find you (that is not a threat, I just want to have some credit in my life)) I think what I just told you is the reason my last gifriend broke up with me.

2007-03-28 12:38:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0 0

I'm not a guy, but now that you have women figured out, you should have no problems with a relationship!!!

2007-03-28 12:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pretty Good

2007-03-28 12:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow!! I'm impressed. Maybe you should change your name to Dr. Phil.

2007-03-28 13:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 0

Preach on......teach the rest of us...lol

2007-03-28 14:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0 0

That's actually right! lol

2007-03-28 12:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by canuck_in_britain 2 · 0 0

That's okay

2007-03-28 12:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by fourcheeks4 5 · 2 0

heard it

2007-03-28 12:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah Null 2 · 0 0

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