Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you
bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become like "Picasco"
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought
cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these!"
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box.. I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating....."
2007-03-28 05:33:06 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!...ok that was soo funny...star
2007-03-28 05:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay...Was the third convict blonde?
2007-03-28 12:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by ntemp01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-03-28 13:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by belen2499 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-28 13:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by jonathon m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeh this is funny
2007-03-28 12:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by carissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-03-28 12:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by itsthewill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!not bad!
2007-03-28 12:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by heidiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's str8
2007-03-28 12:57:30 · answer #8 · answered by msk2jazzy4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever
2007-03-28 13:34:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋