I swear that damn piece of wood will be the death of me
what should my tombstone read?
2007-03-28 05:32:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The last time I was attacked by the coffee table I got rid of the damn thing...seriously! No more coffee table for me! Your tombstone should read "Here lies Asuwish who just couldn't give up the wood!" lol
2007-03-28 12:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by Trish 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fell through a coffee table once back in college. Needless to say I was a little under the influence of a few too many things. I think that put some things into perspective for me, that coffee tables are not to be messed with.
As far as a tombstone reading: "Here lies sweets! One fabulous woman who left this world too early due to a possessed coffee table"
2007-03-28 12:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I get attacked by that thing every day, not to mention the kitchen counters, the dining room table, the bannister on the stairs, the footboard of the bed.....we must have the name Indian name: Bonks Into Things
Are you my twin sister???
2007-03-28 12:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're lucky yours is wood, I used to have a glass one once and I'll tell you now, when you get pissed beyond recognition and fall into one of them, they aren't real forgiving.
But I guess stupid is as stupid does, it's not wise trying to run around the loungeroom playing indoor badmitten when you're that drunk.
Ahhh to be young and dumb again :P
2007-03-28 13:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by CLOCKWORK 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have 'em woodburn your name and stats on it, and set it in fine marble, on the grave.
My coffee table never bothers me, but my dresser jumped out and stomped on my foot the other day. And my computer gnaws on my toes from time to time. I have to slap it occasionally.
2007-03-28 12:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's why i wear a pot on my head everytime i enter the kitchen!
"Here lay asuwish. Only 4'11 but had the heart of someone half her size"
"Who didn't see this one coming?" (Looks around at the gathering) No, really! I always thought it'd be from alcohol poisoning."
2007-03-28 12:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I swear, I kick the thing every morning, I don't know why it keeps jumping in front of me
2007-03-28 14:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Grim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny you should mention that danged thing. It caught me last night as a matter of fact.
Kicked the stew out of it, painfully, I might add. LOL
2007-03-28 12:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by Gnome 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was 3 -- and I still have the scar over my eye to prove it. I don't mind, though...makes me look like a pirate. Arrrrrhhh...
2007-03-28 15:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by tantrickster 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
death by table
2007-03-28 12:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋