Entertainment & Music - 14 March 2007

2007-03-14 19:21:18 · 22 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 19:21:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always thought that nerds were people who were obsessive/highly educated in a useful field, like engineering or math, and geeks were people who were obsessive about useless things, like dungeons and dragons... so I say nerds. What say you?

2007-03-14 19:20:30 · 13 answers · asked by Yuka 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day my finance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

2007-03-14 19:20:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of
draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the
examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went
as follows:

D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.
L: ?eh?
D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!
L: ??EH??
D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! -- A SUPPOSITORY!!!
L: Oh, thank Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid....

2007-03-14 19:20:06 · 7 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 19:19:59 · 4 answers · asked by girl10 1 in Television

2007-03-14 19:19:16 · 1 answers · asked by christanman2000 2 in Music

dont get me wrong i love destinys child but with beyonces dad as the manager he keeps putting hiskids (beyonce and solange) plans before hers. i know they bought her up from what 10 so i think she feels kind of like she needs to put up with their bull s***. pushing her album release dates back and what!

2007-03-14 19:19:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

....if so since they read from right to left,would it be considered naive on their part if they purchased it?

2007-03-14 19:18:53 · 3 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 19:18:43 · 25 answers · asked by Mr. CoCo 3 in Polls & Surveys

i can't differce rock and punk.....

2007-03-14 19:17:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-14 19:17:42 · 4 answers · asked by STYLE n SISTA 1 in Television

2007-03-14 19:16:58 · 7 answers · asked by BaBweight 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 19:16:57 · 37 answers · asked by RIDLEY 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 19:16:46 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Polls & Surveys

I means How much Time its take to read a Books of 1000 pages, of Typical Topics such as Java, C, C++, Physics, Chemistry ? Plz don't answers like a Jerk or coward, I wanna practical answers. Thanks in Advance.............

2007-03-14 19:16:13 · 4 answers · asked by smart devil 1 in Polls & Surveys

I never really had one 'cause I didn't like having a nickname, but some of my best friends were: Butchie, Georgie, Abby, Pine, Monk, Hifee, Buzzy, Dickie, Willie,(real name was Jimmy)Shakey, Brucie, and Pete Mafoofka with 2 Js(his real name was Jimmy Mayer).

2007-03-14 19:15:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 19:15:51 · 15 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

Not necessarily meaning your fans here, but it's a start I suppose...

2007-03-14 19:15:26 · 55 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hey whats wrong with not following the crowd and not liking some powderpuff the mass media spits out of their muzzles every day at an Uzi-like rate? I mean doesent someone have to like the old time entertainers of yesterday?Hey I've even gotten threats for not liking certain performers. So folks what do you think? Is it peer pressure or is our society a slave of pop culture?

2007-03-14 19:13:10 · 4 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Celebrities

2007-03-14 19:13:08 · 19 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

whats that band, it has 3 guys in the video they come in like this train station and they all play guitar, and while theyre singin people come by and like drop money it , like theyre singin for this girl, dangit i cant be more specific than that i think the band name is really short, PLEASE HELP THEY PLAY REALLY GOOD SONGS!

2007-03-14 19:12:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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2007-03-14 19:11:48 · 6 answers · asked by praveen_nimbus2000 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 19:10:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hey NO PASSING notes i am teaching you about St. Patrick, and some snakes.

2007-03-14 19:10:26 · 15 answers · asked by Charisma 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 19:10:24 · 13 answers · asked by J o h n 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 19:09:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 19:09:26 · 4 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Movies

....WOW!! Am I a mess or what!?

2007-03-14 19:09:25 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I've always wondered that...he seems the type that would be stuck on himself because he knows he can get girls...I saw him in concert and he kept smiling huge for no reason just because girls would scream since his smile is so cute...what do you think

2007-03-14 19:09:12 · 9 answers · asked by Sarah 4 in Celebrities