A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of
draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the
examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went
as follows:
D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.
L: ?eh?
D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!
L: ??EH??
D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! -- A SUPPOSITORY!!!
L: Oh, thank Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid....
2007-03-14 19:20:06 · 7 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!!!!! lmao hahahahahaha
this is sooooooo funny
2007-03-14 21:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good its like the blond one about the tampon and cigarette. Here's one in exchange This bloke had a condom on each of his ears when asked why he said he didnt want to get hearing aids.
2007-03-15 02:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....here is one for you.
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
2007-03-15 02:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha a bummer of a joke 10/10
2007-03-15 03:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-03-15 03:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by debrasearch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puke and Snot did this joke on "Vowel Obstruction"
2007-03-15 02:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile.
That says a lot...for me.
2007-03-15 02:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by __ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋