Got another gut ripper for y'all.?

Question

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day my finance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Answer 1

hee hee hee lucky boy 10/10

Answer 2

Good thing he kept them in the car, if not he would've gone straight upstairs, and not only failed the test, but not have gotten any, and not been able to marry the good sister..

Moral to the story, guys, think with the head on top of your shoulders, not the one between your legs..

Heard it before also, but I love this joke.. thanks for putting it up.. It's funny, no matter how many times I hear/read it..

Answer 3

it's been previosly posted, but is such a good one i laughed this time too.
Any joke that makes you laugh twice is a 10/10

Answer 4

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Answer 5

rofl.. a good lesson for the guys. very hilarious joke

Answer 6

Bloody typical! but very funny, lol.

Answer 7

heard this one before... still funny though... 9/10

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Answer 8

ya..sure, if you didn't, you will get beaten up like the guy in the story

Anyway, good joke.....

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

read this one before... such a great example that guy is... hahaha :D