It was the start day at college and all freshmen have gathered at assembly hall. The old dean, a septugenarian comes to lecture on code of conduct and student ethics.
"Sexual misconduct is taken very seriously in our college. Our trustees have invested a lot of money to build good quality accommodation for all of you so we expect you to stand firm in your moral behaviour and not afford us an opportunity to take corrective action."
"Any boy or girl caught in the premises of the opposite sex is liable to be taken to task under the rules. For first time offenders, a fine of $10 will be levied. For second time offenders, $20. For third time offenders, $30. For repeat offenders, $50. I hope the rules are clear. Anybody has any queries in this regard".
Someone (male voice) yells from back row, "How much for a season pass?"
2007-03-12
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