It was the start day at college and all freshmen have gathered at assembly hall. The old dean, a septugenarian comes to lecture on code of conduct and student ethics.
"Sexual misconduct is taken very seriously in our college. Our trustees have invested a lot of money to build good quality accommodation for all of you so we expect you to stand firm in your moral behaviour and not afford us an opportunity to take corrective action."
"Any boy or girl caught in the premises of the opposite sex is liable to be taken to task under the rules. For first time offenders, a fine of $10 will be levied. For second time offenders, $20. For third time offenders, $30. For repeat offenders, $50. I hope the rules are clear. Anybody has any queries in this regard".
Someone (male voice) yells from back row, "How much for a season pass?"
2007-03-12 10:30:57 · 20 answers · asked by 000 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good. 9/10 for effort in all that typing!!
but it was funnier than a bag full of sticks.
2007-03-12 10:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For a clean joke - this is very amusing! I know I'm filthy so I just translated it in my head to the filth I know and love! Well done for making it suitable for the wider audience!
2007-03-12 17:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by scamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahahahahahahahah funny 8/10
2007-03-12 18:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by bad boy for life! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Ha Ha! 8/10!
2007-03-12 21:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tame joke or lame joke?
It is like the one where the cook is making sea food meadly and then it catches on fire. Then the cook cried with terror, "on no my sea food meadly" and then the other cook says "it's sea food deadly now"
2007-03-12 18:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by safety expert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEE HEE hee hee hee, 5/10
2007-03-12 17:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
i'm not actually laughing, i just thought the hahahaha would be appropriate
2007-03-12 17:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by dIsTuRbEd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you mean tame or lame?
2007-03-12 17:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by 1875mick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good !!!! I can just see that one for real !!!
2007-03-12 17:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-12 18:28:10 · answer #10 · answered by castillo5247 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋