2007-03-12 10:30:15 · 6 answers · asked by advanced potato rocketry 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
appropriate for what exactly? lol
2007-03-12 10:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots! Here's a new one I read in RDigest.
Moses and Jesus are golfing. Moses uses a 4 iron and chips his ball into the lake. Jesus says, "What would Tiger Woods do? Tiger would use a 5 iron," he decides, and his ball also lands in the water. Jesus walks across to retrieve his ball, and a man approaches, asking, "Who does that guy think he is walking on the water like that- Jesus Christ?" Moses says, "He is Jesus Christ. He thinks he's Tiger Woods."
2007-03-12 17:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by AMEWzing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why'd the koala bear fall out of the tree?
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Cuz it was dead!
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Why'd the baby fall out of the tree?
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Cuz it was stapled to the koala!
(I don't know if those are very appropriate... depends on whether you mean age-appropriate or subject-appropriate. Because if you're looking for dead baby/koala bear jokes, then this IS appropriate.)
2007-03-12 17:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by thesekeys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can just type in "clean jokes" in the Yahoo! Search box on the home page.
2007-03-12 17:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by nicki2400 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know if youa are aware of a train crash that happened recently in the lake district in england; well the driver was asked, "what caused the crash?" he replied "it was asians sir"
he was then asked "what was they on the track" he answered "no they were in the field next to it but i got the bastards"
2007-03-12 17:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by filthboyzx81 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/search/index.asp
Pick anything, it will come.
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-12 18:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋