Jesus asked Paul, Peter and Judas to pick up a stone.
Both Paul and Peter got small rocks,
Judas picked a big one.
Then Jesus asked them to throw those rocks,
Paul's and Peter's rocks were nowhere to be seen
in the distance,Judas' got a few feet away,
"the farther it gets,the longer you'll live,my friends."Jesus said.
Jesus then asked them to pick up stones again.
This time Paul and Peter got big ones,
and Judas picked up a small one in case
He'll ask them again.
Then Jesus turned the stones into bread,
"eat it,we'll not eat for another week for abstinence".
Jesus asked them again to pick up 2 rocks this time.
Both Paul and Peter Got small rocks,
Judas picked up 1 small and 1 big so he'll be sure this time.
Jesus then said to them...
"Those,my friends,shall be your balls!!!"
2007-03-12
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